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Week 1: Tennessee Titans

Barometer game: let's see how our new roster fares!

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Home

19:00

13:00

8 Sept

Sun

Result

L 13 - 43

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Week 2: New York Jets

The most disappointing game your Co-Presidents have ever witnessed at FirstEnergy Stadium (2017).

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Away

2:15 +1

20:15

16 Sept

Mon

Result

W 3 - 23

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Week 3: Los Angeles Rams

One of the NFL's most explosive offenses and most dynamic defenses. How will we match up?

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Home

2:20 +1

20:20

22 Sept

Sun

Result

L 13 - 20

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Week 4: Baltimore Ravens

The first of six Important Divisional Matchups.

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Away

19:00

13:00

29 Sept

Sun

Result

W 25 - 40

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Week 5: San Francisco 49ers

Fun Fact: Jimmy Garoppolo, 49ers quarterback, was caught dating an "adult filmstar". 

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Away

2:15 +1

20:15

7 Oct

Mon

Result

L 31 - 3

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Week 6: Seattle Seahawks

The team with the most insecure fans in the NFL.

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Home

19:00

13:00

13 Oct

Sun

Result

L 28 - 32

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Week 7: Bye

I can guarantee we won't lose this week.

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Result

N/A

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Week 8: New England Patriots

Bill Belichick was our head coach until he resigned via paper napkin. #NeverForget #WeMadeYou

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Away

22:25

16:25

27 Oct

Sun

Result

L 27 - 13

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Week 9: Denver Broncos

Rematch of one of the sport's iconic moments: "The Drive" (1986)

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Away

22:25

16:25

3 Nov

Sun

Result

L 24 - 19

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Week 10: Buffalo Bills

#LakeEffectSnow #FrozenBalls

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Home

19:00

13:00

10 Nov

Sun

Result

W 19 - 16

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Week 11: Pittsburgh Steelers

Important Divisional Matchup

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Home

2:20 +1

20:20

14 Nov

Thurs

Result

W 21 - 7

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Week 12: Miami Dolphins

Visciously below average. They go 7-9 every year. That's their most interesting fact.

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Home

19:00

13:00

24 Nov

Sun

Result

W 41 - 24

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Week 13: Pittsburgh Steelers

Steelers, more like "Stealers," amiright? But seriously, good team with a dirtbag QB.

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Away

22:25

16:25

1 Dec

Sun

Result

L 20 - 13

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Week 14: Cincinnati Bengals

Important Divisional Matchup

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Home

19:00

13:00

8 Dec

Sun

Result

W 27 - 19

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Week 15: Arizona Cardinals

Our partner in losses. No two teams combined have lost as many games as the Cardinals and Browns.

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Away

22:05

16:05

15 Dec

Sun

Result

TBD

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Week 16: Baltimore Ravens

Our arch rival: They stole our entire team. 

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Home

19:00

13:00

22 Dec

Sun

Result

TBD

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Week 17: Cincinnati Bengals

Affectionately referred to as "the Bungles".

Day

Date

Time USA

Time Berlin

H/A

Away

19:00

13:00

29 Dec

Sun

Result

TBD

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